Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald is an evil clown that kidnaps children. He's been kidnapping children for his whole life.

When the first McDonald's was made, Ronald McDonald was born. He was born evil, and built a secret lair under the ball pit.

When Kids play in the ball pit, Ronald McDonald pulls them into the secret lair. Then he drops a liquid into their eyes, so they can't close them. He locks the kids in chairs and makes them watch stuff that kids shouldn't watch.

One day, Ronald McDonald fell into the Wa-machine and created his ultimate rival: Waronald WaDonald, who is known to sometimes foil Ronald McDonald's plans and take the kids to a happier restaurant, WaDonald's.

Ronald McDonald's failed attempts:
 * 1) Once Ronald McDonald tried to kidnap MotherFan, but Joe and Dog punched him in the face and saved MotherFan.

2. Once Pink Sheep and Purple Shep went to McDonald's to play in the ball pit while the Ender Dragon had to wait outside because she couldn't fit inside the McDonald's. Ronald McDonald grabbed both Sheep, but Pink Sheep no-scoped him and they escaped.

3. Ronald McDonald even succeeded to kidnap our lord and savior Waluigi! Fortunately, Waluigi had no reaction to the Not-Safe-For-Kids stuff, so he let him go.

4. Sometimes when Ronald McDonald captures large groups of children, they're saved by Waronald WaDonald.

No matter how many times parents complain that their kids are missing, no body else has ever found out about Ronald McDonald.